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Old 3rd June 2017, 06:31
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When you go from being able to piss a stream halfway across the room, to barely being able to get it past your feet.
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Old 3rd June 2017, 10:14
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When you go to sleep with perfect vision and wake up and your eyes can't focus on anything within 3 feet of you. (happened to me three years ago)

Now you find yourself saying "hold on let me get my glasses" to friends, family and co-workers when they ask you to read or look at something closely.

I still have exceptional hearing despite the numerous concerts I have been to... sure hope I don't loose any of my hearing. (knock on laptop... er wood)
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When women start flirting and calling me "Daddy".

Or when young women either friendzone me immediately or the opposite and have a fetish for the older guy.
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When I can barely walkup 4 flights of stairs without getting winded.
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I wish I had a lawn so I could tell kids to get off it.
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When your begin to lose your hair and seem to have found it growing on your back.
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Can't get up from a chair without groaning.
Thinking all this music on the radio sounds the same.
Can't get your head around someone being born in 1990 is now 27.
Losing interest in women your own age.
You prefer to go to a pub than a club and are likely in bed before closing time.
Drinking Real Ale.
Buying clothes for comfort rather than style.
Even considering buyting clothing from Marks & Spencer
Picking up a garment and then wondering if it's too young for you.
Ditching a friend's 21st Birthday party because you know you'll just look like the pervy old dude.
Flatuelence.
Waking up every morning at 4:46am dying for a piss and then can't get back to sleep.
Being excited by kitchen gadgets and devices that improve the taste of wine.
Doing 'sensible' things like carrying a miniature torch on your keyring.
Voting Conservative.
Losing interest in the music scene.
Stop taking drugs.
Can't sleep past 7am even at the weekend.
When you stretch in the morning or reach over to hit the alarm your bones pop.
Appreciating music artists who you thought were lame as fuck when you were a teenager
Driving a Mitsubishi Evo with a child seat in the back
When your gay barber informs you his mother used to be a dancer for one of your favourite rave acts back in the 90s.
Wondering what is up with young people today.
Worrying about interest rates.
Listening to Sade in the bath
Taking shoe care a little too seriously
Owning more blazers than denim or leather jackets
Tucking your casual shirt in
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When women start flirting and calling me "Daddy".

Or when young women either friendzone me immediately or the opposite and have a fetish for the older guy.
That happens a lot. Seems there are a lot of younger women that are looking for the stability and no bullshit that can come from having an older guy. I'm not complaining.
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Being on the beach, eyeing up some nubile young girls in bikinis sucking on ice lollies through your sunglassses, then looking down at the rolls of flab round your middle and realising you have no chance with them whatsoever.
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When you go from wanting to rock and roll all night and party every day, to wanting to sleep all night and nap all day.
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