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Old 29th December 2015, 20:31
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NCIS has a character called Leroy Jethro Gibbs. He has a code he lives by with rules that are numbered up to about 50. They are quite sensible and sagacious rules.

This thread is a chance to create some really not at all sensible rules.

Here's a few to start with:

Rule 43 - Run with those scissors!

Rule 22 - Believe everything on television.

Rule 14 - Women dig poor hygiene - washing is for wimps.
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Rule 16 - The liver is evil and must be punished; hence alcohol.

Rule 107 - nosebleeds: nature's way of saying "time to cut your fingernails"
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Well, since we're not going in order, I'm not sure about the numbering system, but here goes:

Greet your district manager with a loud "how's it hanging?"

Am I in the ballpark?
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Rule 45 Don't buy chewing gum - it can be found all around on the floor
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Well, since we're not going in order, I'm not sure about the numbering system, but here goes:

Greet your district manager with a loud "how's it hanging?"

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Rule 12 If you think they're out to get you, you're probably dropping too much acid.

Rule 13 Or maybe not enough.
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rule 11 don't get the rules mixed up / remember the rules
rule 11 don't repeat yourself
rule 12 don't repeat your self
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