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Old 11th October 2017, 05:01
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I went on a blind date with this beautiful girl. It was really fun and she was totally hot. I asked if it was okay to call her and we exchanged phone numbers. The next morning she called me and invited me to dinner at her place. I go to her place that night and she's dressed really sexy, but she's still cooking a delicious smelling meal. I asked her if I could help she asked me to get the container of spices out of the cupboard. I opened up the cupboard and there it was .....

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Old 11th October 2017, 05:15
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Old 11th October 2017, 18:30
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Old 11th October 2017, 18:32
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A guy says what up with your sister. He say "Well my sister's in the army." Guy says "What do you mean the regular army, how could your sister be in the regular army?" He says "Well she puts her hair up under the hat and she straps herself down and then she wears mens clothes." Guy said "Why at night, she's got to take them clothes off, take the hat off and they'll see the long hair and they'll see the way she's built. They'll go in the shower together...someones going to find out" He says "Yeah but whose gonna tell."

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Hey baby, wanna play zookeeeper? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.

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Old 11th October 2017, 18:42
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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant does not answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney interrupts, "Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you." The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damm money is!" The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is. The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, "Ask him again where my damn money is!" The attorney signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where it is!" The accountant signs back, "OK! OK! OK! The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!" The Godfather says, "Well....what did he say?" The attorney interprets to the Godfather, "He says...go to hell... ...that you don't have the guts to pull the trigger

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I have another thread that I like to call X3S's YouTube Thread which is a collection of interesting things found on YT. It's fun to watch the videos and it's great to post your own. Check it out and keep coming back. Please discuss what's posted and it would be great if you would post something from YT that you find interesting. See you soon.
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